She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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