Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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