i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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