on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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