i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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