is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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