So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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