He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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