please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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