She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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