ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
