i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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