On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is Oprah even human
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.