Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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