I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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