Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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