Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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