can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
