Its about making memories worth repressing
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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