no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
