i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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