My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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