you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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