I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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