Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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