There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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