how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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