I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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