Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why didn't you poke me back
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
