It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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