Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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