i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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