At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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