I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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