Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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