Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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