1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize
