I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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