Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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