Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His hands were made for my vagina.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
