Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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