nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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