I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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