no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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