whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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