My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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