Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is Oprah even human
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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