Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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