i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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