I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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