check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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