Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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