I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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