Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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