S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You are a genius and a whore.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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