I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
