How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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