But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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